Nissan Alternatives to "The Leaf"

Nissan is releasing its first electric car, the Nissan Leaf. There couldn't really be a less marketable or macho name for a car. Or Could there? Presented below are the top 10 alternatives to the Nissan Leaf:

10) The Nissan Mathlete
9) The Nissan Poem
8) The Nissan Patchouli
7) The Nissan Erudition
6) The Nissan Stamen
5) The Nissan Debutante
4) The Nissan Snuggle
3) The Nissan Mediator
2) The Nissan Allergen
1) The Nissan Gay (registered trademarked by budding homophobe Ron Howard)